Ask the Undertaker

Educational articles about end-of-life matters

Ask the Undertaker

Ask the Undertaker is a column written by the supervising mortician of Lasting Tributes Cremation & Funeral Care, Ryan Helfenbein, in Outlook By the Bay Magazine. It covers many topics such as Green Burial, What to do if death occurs out of town, How to create a celebration of life, Veteran Burial Benefits and much more. Feel free to select an article from past issues of Outlook By the Bay Magazine below to learn more.

Remember playing hot potato as a kid? You'd pass an object (aka the potato) around the circle and hope you weren't holding it when the music stopped. No one wanted to be the last person to hold the spud. So, what does a silly kid's game have to do with death care? As it turns out, more than we think...

Over the years in the funeral profession, we have witnessed an increase in the options of disposition. In the late '60s, 96% of the population elected for traditional body burial in a cemetery. Meanwhile today the population is nearly split 50/50 with cremation taking the lead in most areas...

Not long ago, a neighbor stopped me to ask if I heard about Queen Elizabeth II. He went on to tell me that on Sept. 9, Queen Elizabeth passed away. I was shocked, as she was known to have been carrying out her royal duties just a few days earlier. He went on to tell me that the Queen had noted before passing that...

On July 4, 2022 the Mackinac Island Stone Skipping Tournament was held at Windermere Point Beach, Michigan. Spectators both in-person and watching on ESPN were able to enjoy impressive stone skips during the Wilmer T. Rabe International Stone Skipping Tournament.

In 1989 many of us moviegoers were introduced to Bernie. The boss of an insurance corporation who would have been labeled as a lively host of two young employees for a weekend getaway. Unfortunately, Bernie was dead. "Weekend at Bernie's" is one of those classic 80s movies that even today brings a laugh to many of us.

In all the years my family has been involved in the funeral profession, we have yet to see a person enter one of our funeral homes jumping for joy that they are attending a funeral or visitation. No one has fist pumped in the air with a huge grin saying what a blast it was giving the eulogy of their late father, nor have we seen anyone rush to be the first in line at a visitation of their dear friend.

Planning is something we all do. We make plans for the weekend, a schedule for holiday events, and even map out the New Year well in advance. There are event planners, travel agents, and online platforms to help assist us in planning life's celebrations.

A silence came over the guests as the widow approached the podium. Her husband was resting peacefully in a closed wooden casket surrounded by flowers showcasing the tremendous number of people he had touched during his life. The widow pulled out a tissue to dab her eyes before organizing her papers in what appeared to be notes to help navigate through the memories shared with the love of her life.

Due to the current pandemic, end-of-life planning is more on the radar of Americans than ever before. Loss of life is right in front of us day in and day out, and many of us have begun to think of our own mortality...

Linda Stuart is a ‘celebrant,’ out of Toronto Canada. !is is someone who assists individuals in creating a one-of-a-kind celebration of life. A tribute specialist or master of ceremonies, some might even call them. In a recent article she shared a personal story of her friend, Judy, who had called regarding her mother who had just passed. Judy was distressed and confused how to best honor her mother’s memory...

It seems that more people are on the roads this year than we’ve seen in quite a while. More traveling, vacationing and getting out of the house all together. When in our travels trying to reach point B from point A, nothing confuses drivers more than seeing the sight of the train of vehicles flashing those hazards and displaying bright lights in the middle of the day. Yes, I’m talking about the good ol’ funeral procession...

Rest in Peace might be the most universal phrase when it comes to referencing a loss. RIP is instantly recognizable as a sentiment of condolence throughout our culture. We see RIP on gravestones, in epitaphs and even molded into cemetery gates. This is often considered a peaceful term defining tranquil placement or even an undisturbed place of rest...

Here we are, at the beginning of 2021, bidding farewell to a year that a majority of us wish simply never occurred. With our new year upon us, and after being trapped indoors for nearly three-fourths of 2020, many of us will begin planning trips...

How do I write an obituary? First, let’s change the word obituary to what I’d refer to as a life history. Leaving a legacy is important for us all, but leaving an explanation of that legacy is much more beneficial to those left behind and generations to come...

Here we are again at the start of a new year. With a new year comes new goals and resolutions. According to US News & World Report, 60% of us will in fact make resolutions for this new year...

The holidays are a time when we eat great home-cooked meals, visit with extended family members and scatter a loved one’s cremated remains. What? That’s right, the holidays have proven to be a very popular time for that final goodbye as loved ones are already gathered together anyway...

Out of all the mysteries of the art of undertaking, the one that seems to get the most attention is embalming. It wasn’t until the Civil War that embalming was perfected as a method of preservation and since then it has become a standard way to allow relatives, friends and community to witness the reality of a loss...

Remember growing up how simple the world was? If you wanted to go play ball with a friend, you’d knock on the door and ask, not hope, that the Wi-Fi is working so you can send them a video of yourself with a caption of, “Want to join in?”...

It seems that the older we get, the faster time moves. Unfortunately, with that passage of time comes loss. Our friends begin to disappear and we can’t help but relate to the obituaries, as those listed aren’t much older than we are...

During the first week of December, many took time out of their schedules to see these images: President H.W. Bush’s casket escorted onto Special Air Mission 41 (aka Air Force One), his casket positioned in the Capitol, and “Sully” the dog lying in front of his flag-draped casket...

Flying a flag at half-mast is only one of the many longstanding traditions that are carried out in honor of a fallen soldier. Another very common tradition is that of the folding of the flag over the casket at the gravesite...

On June 28, 2018, our Annapolis community was forever changed as a tragic event took place in our backyard. Five families lost a loved one, and so many others were impacted that day by these inexplicable shootings...

It never fails to amaze me when I see the amount of toys kids collect over the years and how much needs purging each Spring to make room for the new ones...

Recently I met a woman who shared an experience she had on a beautiful Caribbean cruise. She woke up one morning at port to look out to see what a glorious day it was going to be on the island of Puerto Rico...

Remember when you and your spouse proclaimed your love for one another through holy matrimony? Weddings are a time that many of us can say life took a major change, for the better, we hoped...

How many times have you heard the saying, “Perception is reality?” It unfortunately holds true in many aspects of our lives. For example, if we see someone in a nice car we immediately believe they are wealthy and if the date on a gallon of milk is expired, it’s got to be sour...

The other day my son and I went on a fishing trip. On the way back home I pointed at an old dock. With a bit of emotion in my voice, I shared with him that it was a place where my grandfather always took me to fish when I was a young boy...

When it comes to Halloween, my family has always been the go-to source for unique costumes. Perhaps it’s due to our line of work, or simply the fact that this industry breeds creative thinkers...

Each year I participate in our local middle school's career day. This year, an eighth grader asked if my job has an emotional effect on me. I told her that, yes, there are situations that become extremely emotional, but then surprised her by telling her just how rewarding my job could be when a family truly embraced the story of their loved one's life...

The Civil War truly redefined what we call America today. It introduced us to can openers, left and right shoes and even the word “skedaddle.” In addition, the war gave birth to the holiday marked as the start of Summer to some, but a day of remembrance to all – Memorial Day. To undertakers, the Civil War also shaped the modern day funeral service...

When I was a young boy getting on my first roller coaster ride, I remember my father saying, “Trust me … “ With my knees knocking and tears close to the surface, the coaster started its descent from a long slow ride into the sky. And seconds after the descent, I never looked back and continue to enjoy roller coasters with my children today. Dad was right. “Trust me, you will enjoy this … ”

There are people who truly enjoy this time of year. Perhaps it’s the idea of snuggling under a furry warm blanket or waking up to a crisp white snow covering the ground. Whatever it may be, rest assured those people are not gravediggers...

Each year during our holiday feasts my father says the blessing. He starts with the standard blessing of the food to our bodies, but then moves into something that is possibly unique to just a family of undertakers. He asks for a special blessing of healing to all the families we assisted that year. My father has always built his undertaking business around the fact that we help families heal...

Imagine if you will, waking up one morning and getting into your car to head out for your daily chores, only to realize that your car isn’t working. It won’t even start! So you call your neighbor and ask for a ride to the nearest car dealership later that afternoon so you can buy a new car...

An elderly American absent-mindedly arrived at French immigration in Charles de Gaulle Airport and fumbled for his passport. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the official asked. The American smiled and admitted that he had been to France before...

In the 1989 movie “The Burbs,” Ray (Tom Hanks) and his buddy Art explore a neighbor’s yard when they hear this new family might be a bit on the morbid side. During this film, after it is learned that a local townsman (Walter) disappeared, there is a scene where Art finds a bone in this out-of-the-ordinary family’s backyard and leans into Ray saying, “Ray, there's no doubt anymore...

A few years back a large focus group was organized to learn about consumers’ feelings regarding the funeral industry. Not too surprisingly, the findings were not so positive. It wasn’t ill feelings about the lurch-like personnel within the industry and that familiar overpowering smell of flowers that are common in the viewing rooms...

The holiday season is upon us. Time for distant relatives, exchanging gifts with close friends and family, and, of course, an excuse for us all to overeat. It is typically a happy time, filled with laughter and sharing of memories from the years past. While it may be perceived that the majority of the population is experiencing joy, it coul dbe just the opposite for others...

"...I do not care what happens to this body. It is simply an empty house. And I do not need a grave for my family to visit and pay homage. My mother was buried in 1982. I have not been to her grave five times...

Think back to a time when you were meeting with a funeral professional to help organize a service for a family member or friend who recently died. Most of that time was spent concentrating on ways to help honor that person's life, and help the family through the process...

The year was 2002 when the cremation industry was forever changed. In what would become a 40 million dollar lawsuit, heavy state regulation and an overhaul of proper management in the world of cremation, a situation arose in Georgia. Let's just say in very simple terms, a crematory was doing their job...

We do not like funerals or visitations. It is typically a time of sadness, mourning and much awkwardness felt by both the family and friends all jumbled together in one room. So then why go to a funeral or visitation? What are we to do when we get there?...

Perhaps Frank Sinatra was not only a great singer, but something of a visionary when he sang the lyrics of his classic, “My Way,” in 1968. This song, written by French composers with lyrics reworked especially for Sinatra by Paul Anka, is about a man reflecting on life as his end nears...

We all have experience with (and opinions about) insurance. It has become a go-to mechanism for protecting ourselves against the "what ifs" that may occur. Car insurance is mandatory to cover part of the accident damages. Homeowners insurance is required to cover some damages to our home...

A gentleman asked recently when he was preparing his funeral plans in advance, "Why are so many traditional funeral homes still so grim?" Afterward, he explained that when he worked with an undertaker to arrange services for his father there was a gloomy...

After a rough Winter, we all have been anticipating the long-awaited Spring and the official opening of area pools on Memorial Day. This holiday also offers a day off from work and school, when family and friends gather together for an outdoor picnic...

During the late ‘70s, a series of books were created called Choose Your Own Adventure. !ese books allowed the reader to assume the role of the main character and make decisions that will ultimately determine the plot outcome...

Over the past decades, we have seen the funeral industry change like never before. Quiet whispers during a visitation have now become outburts of laughter with tears to follow, the water cooler and mint jar have become the wine and cheese...

It is almost that time of year again. No, not time to overeat, be with family or watch the kid’s eyes become the size of softballs when they open the big gifts. It is that time when the urge of shopping takes over and the search for the best value in town is the name of the game...

We live in a society that is all about getting the most accomplished in the least amount of time, don’t we? Everywhere you look, there is another example of this “more is better” mentality -- in manufacturing, housing developments and even food production. But what about funeral services? Can’t be there too, can it?...

Imagine if you will entering a facility and being immediately greeted by someone smiling who even made a light joke about the weather. As you make your way further into the facility, you can't help but notice that your favorite Summer vacation song is playing...

Over the centuries we have seen presidents pay tribute to the veterans who serve our country. The standard for honoring those who gave their lives for their country was set in 1862, when faced with mounting Civil War casualties...

During this past holiday season my family did its annual visit to see Santa. While our two boys were (very impatiently) waiting for their chance to talk to the man in red, we noticed a family that had brought their four-legged friend along to see Santa too...

My wife recently had our third child. What we found to be rather interesting is that after the birth, friends and family called and emailed, asking when we could swing by to congratulate us...

The holidays are a time when we eat great home-cooked meals, visit with extended family members and scatter our loved ones cremated remains. What? That’s right, the holidays have proven to be a very popular time for that final goodbye as loved ones are already gathered together anyway...

When it comes to Halloween, my family has always been the go-to source for unique costumes. Perhaps it's due to my line of work, or simply the fact that this industry breeds creative thinkers. Whatever the reason, we often end up creating the neighborhood kids' costumes...

Part of every funeral director's education involves studying the American history of funeral directing. Directors in training learn about the development of the industry, how embalming...

Undertakers have noticed the increased popularity of so-called immediate disposition services, when the body is cremated immediately or...

This is the second of a two-part series in which mortician Ryan Helfenbein answers the most frequently asked questions about preplanned funerals from his customers and the readers of his column.

Those who have decided to preplan their funerals typically wonder about how to go about it. Here is the first group of commonly asked questions about preplanned funerals and their answers. Another batch will appear in the early Spring issue of Outlook by the Bay...

Undertakers are ready to meet the growing demand for "green burials". Green burials provide a service that truly mimics customs of our ancestors. And it has caught the attention of baby boomers...

You’ve heard the old saying, “Only two things in this world are certain, death and taxes.” Truer words were never spoken, and it seems...

More and more Americans are moving from one state to another each year. And now, with the rise of cremation, this creates challenges for an...

It's amazing how fast things have changed in our society today and how quickly people can adapt to that popular product or service. We see this change in the undertaker's profession as well...

Today, the services offered by funeral homes have evolved considerably from what was being provided years ago. The image of an undertaker as a buzzard, as Uncle Remus would depict him in his Br’er Rabbit stories, has truly become a thing of the past...

The answer to the age-old question, “Why are funerals so expensive?” is finally being answered. As an industry, we can now say funerals don't have to be expensive anymore...

The holiday season is upon us. Seeing distant relatives, exchanging gifts with close friends and family, and, of course, eating too much. It is typically a happy time, filled with laughter and reminiscing...

Today, more and more people are moving away from the quiet, mellow, services offered by the funeral industry. Rather, families want to celebrate the decedent's life in a unique and personalized way, creating a positive...

With the baby boomers approaching an age where Medicaid or SSI may become a part of their lives, we as undertakers are being asked more and more how assets can be protected for burial or cremation expenses...

Advanced planning is offered to protect people from the financial shock and emotional decision-making process that occurs at the time of death. In developing this program, it has amazed me to have found so many veterans who are unaware of what burial benefits are due them...

Our job as undertakers encompasses so much more than preparing a loved one for a visitation, cremation ceremony or burial service. Our job is now to walk a family through the process of developing a meaningful celebration of the life of their loved one...

One of my favorite topics is cremation. Cremation is something that is being discussed more and more.The reasons I often hear why people choose cremation, and ones I will address here, are that it is cheaper, it saves scarce land and it is easier...

I have attempted to create a funeral director glossary to help the general public better understand some of the words us undertakers are using today. I am going to touch on five very common terms used today in the...

From the loss of Michael Jackson a few areas became very apparent to me in the context of my business: the importance of planning ahead, the role of the funeral professionals and...

One of the most commonly asked questions when it comes to my industry: who do I call when a death occurs?...

Over the past several months I have been receiving many inquiries about prepayment of funerals. One can't help but wonder if it is due to the economic situation our country is facing, the winter blues or people today just wanting to be...

In this issue of OutLook by the Bay, my question comes from a woman in Easton who asks, "Is green burial offered around here?"...

As you can imagine, people ask me interesting questions on a daily basis about my work in the funeral business. Nonetheless, it has made me realize that many people today want to know more about what is available to them and what funerals are all about more now than ever before...