When Bill was a teenager, his family lived in a row house in Baynesville, MD. Next door lived the Proudfoots, a family with four children. The Proudfoots still remember a bizarre incident involving Bill and his older sister, Anne, when they were teenagers. One evening the Proudfoots were all enjoying a quiet dinner when all of a sudden their front door flew open. Anne came running into their house yelling, "Don't let him touch me! Don't let him touch me!" She ran through the living room, through the dining room where the family was eating, through the kitchen, and out the back door, all the while yelling, "Don't let him touch me!" Right behind her came Bill trying to catch her, likewise running straight through the house and out the back door. Then all was quiet again. The Proudfoots never learned what it was all about or how it ended up, but they never stopped laughing about it.
Fred Sauerbrey, Husband of Anne, Brother-In-Law of Bill
Rest in peace, my wonderful Brother-In-Law